Bouncer

THE BOUNCER (R.I.P. 2021-2022)

I love evading taxes! Is what I would say, if I had a mouth! Bouncer (also known as "The Bouncer") was the protagonist of ColonelSandwich's game "The Bouncer," and was a central plot figure in its sequel "The Bouncer Revamped." They were a gray ball with eyes. They were wanted for tax evasion, and will be dearly missed. They were found dead in Miami.

Personality

Bouncer was quiet (possessing no mouth) but had a loud personality! We hope you're in a better place, king. They bounced. Powered by the scorn of others, which we took for granted.

Abilities

• Can jump, but never will again
• Can jump, but again, but they can't cause they're dead
• Can jump, but off of walls. They can still do that
• Bouncy (less so these days)
• Retained momentum (unlike most people, who simply stop when forces cease directly acting upon them). It was truly a gift, now lost to this world.
• Encyclopedic knowledge of the tax code, allowing for maximum tax evasion

Trivia

• The Bouncer really was their name (we asked)
• This is a trivia box
• Enjoyed evading taxes. This was, in truth, the ultimate evasion. R.I.P. The Bouncer
• BFFs with a Cirno plush, who isn't taking this very well and only came out of retirement to insult/save some more Bouncers during The Bouncer Revamped. Send them love when you get a chance. The funeral is next Sunday

Gallery

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  The Bouncer : )
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  An advanced tactical maneuver used to avoid taxes, commonly referred to as "Jumping"
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  The Bouncer engaged in their favorite activity of thinking about tax evasion