Bouncer

THE BOUNCER

I love evading taxes! Is what I would say, if I had a mouth! Bouncer (also known as "The Bouncer") is the protagonist of ColonelSandwich's game "The Bouncer," and is a central plot figure in its sequel "The Bouncer Revamped." They are a gray ball with eyes. They are wanted for tax evasion

Personality

Bouncer is quiet (possessing no mouth) but has a loud personality! They bounce. Powered by the scorn of others

Abilities

• Can jump
• Can jump, but again
• Can jump, but off of walls
• Bouncy
• Retains momentum (unlike most people, who simply stop when forces cease directly acting upon them)
• Encyclopedic knowledge of the tax code, allowing for maximum tax evasion

Trivia

• The Bouncer really is their name (we asked)
• This is a trivia box
• Enjoys evading taxes
• BFFs with a Cirno plush
• He was found dead in Miami (no really he was, that's a plot point)

Gallery

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  The Bouncer : )
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  An advanced tactical maneuver used to avoid taxes, commonly referred to as "Jumping"
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  The Bouncer engaged in their favorite activity of thinking about tax evasion