Cirno Plush

No, this is not actually the Cirno Plush. It's just a picture of it. You can stop crying tears of joy

A plush of Cirno from the Touhou series, which is not connected to the Speed Challenge universe in any way (Cirno is not here, only the Cirno plush is. Only the plush is connected). This is a total coincidence. So far, Cirno Plush has only appeared in the ColonelSandwich interactive 4D experience of a lifetime known as the bouncer sorry i mean THE BOUNCER

Appearance

The plush has blue hair, a blue dress, blue eyes, blue shoes, a blue bow, and in a shocking turn of events, a red bow.

Backstory

In the year 0 B.C. (Before Carl) somebody made a plush of a character from a series that for legal reasons has nothing to do with Speed Challenge. They named it Ciryes Plush. It was designed to be the perfect plush, a paragon of righteous virtue. Unfortunately, the person who made Ciryes Plush also spilled Speed Challenge Brand Evil Clone Creator Juice (for Plushes) onto Ciryes Plush, and created Ciryes Plush's evil twin, Cirno Plush. Cirno Plush killed both of them with knives and stabbing with them and escaped into the woods, where it eventually came upon a town full of bouncy little balls called Bouncers.

Cirno Plush became best buds with a Bouncer named The Bouncer because The Bouncer performed heinous crimes such as tax evasion, property damage, and tax evasion like, all the time, constantly. This appealed to Cirno Plush's evil spirit, which was pretty evil

Appearance in "The Bouncer"

Unfortunately, due to their crimes, The Bouncer got caught in a web of lies and deception that turned the town against them and forced them into the Metal Maze, which, coincidentally, is a maze comprised almost entirely of metal. Cirno Plush was separated from The Bouncer due to this. However, at the end of the Metal Maze, which is made of metal and has maze-like properties, Cirno Plush found The Bouncer again and took them to safety.

Abilities

• Loves evil, mischief, and crime so much that they just like, can do those things and it isn't, like, even a big deal or anything
• Mostly blue
• Teleportation abilities (for taking tax evaders to safety from Johnny Law (which is really just a clever nickname for John Texas))
• Can play the Alpha Team Techno-Mix and the original cartoon opening at will (because it owns an iPhone)
• Legally not Cirno from the Touhou series
• Legally a plushie

Trivia

• Loves crime
• Loves crime
• Loves crime
• Loves crime
• Loves crime
• Loves crime
• Loves crime
• Loves chips and salsa (not a monster or something jeez)
• Loves crime
• Once ate an entire bag of Tostito's and a whole jar of salsa in one go, which is impressive because plushies don't even have stomachs
• Went out for a night on the town once and tripped and fell and cried SUPER hard but doesn't like people bringing that up because it's embarrassing and Cirno Plush doesn't want to consider the logistics of how fabric and stuffing can cry
• Loves crime