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[[File:Bouncer.png|alt=A gray sphere with eyes named "Bouncer"|thumb|THE BOUNCER]] | [[File:Bouncer.png|alt=A gray sphere with eyes named "Bouncer"|thumb|THE BOUNCER (R.I.P. 2021-2022)]] | ||
''I love evading taxes! Is what I would say, if I had a mouth!'' | ''I love evading taxes! Is what I would say, if I had a mouth!'' | ||
{{Quote|Name=Bouncer}} | {{Quote|Name=Bouncer}} | ||
Bouncer (also known as "The Bouncer") | Bouncer (also known as "The Bouncer") was the protagonist of [[ColonelSandwich]]'s game "[[The Bouncer (game)|The Bouncer]]," and was a central plot figure in its sequel "[[The Bouncer Revamped (game)|The Bouncer Revamped]]." They were a gray ball with eyes. They were wanted for tax evasion, and will be dearly missed. They were found dead in Miami. | ||
== Personality == | == Personality == | ||
Bouncer | Bouncer was quiet (possessing no mouth) but had a loud personality! We hope you're in a better place, king. They bounced. Powered by the scorn of others, which we took for granted. | ||
== Abilities == | == Abilities == | ||
* Can jump | * Can jump, but never will again | ||
* Can jump, but again | * Can jump, but again, but they can't cause they're dead | ||
* Can jump, but off of walls | * Can jump, but off of walls. They can still do that | ||
* Bouncy | * Bouncy (less so these days) | ||
* | * Retained momentum (unlike most people, who simply stop when forces cease directly acting upon them). It was truly a gift, now lost to this world. | ||
* Encyclopedic knowledge of the tax code, allowing for maximum tax evasion | * Encyclopedic knowledge of the tax code, allowing for maximum tax evasion | ||
== Trivia == | == Trivia == | ||
* The Bouncer really | * The Bouncer really was their name (we asked) | ||
* This is a trivia box | * This is a trivia box | ||
* | * Enjoyed evading taxes. This was, in truth, the ultimate evasion. R.I.P. The Bouncer | ||
* BFFs with a [[Cirno Plush|Cirno plush]] | * BFFs with a [[Cirno Plush|Cirno plush]], who isn't taking this very well and only came out of retirement to insult/save some more Bouncers during The Bouncer Revamped. Send them love when you get a chance. The funeral is next Sunday | ||
== Gallery == | == Gallery == | ||
Latest revision as of 10:48, 29 September 2025
I love evading taxes! Is what I would say, if I had a mouth! Lua error in package.lua at line 80: module 'Dev:Quote' not found. Bouncer (also known as "The Bouncer") was the protagonist of ColonelSandwich's game "The Bouncer," and was a central plot figure in its sequel "The Bouncer Revamped." They were a gray ball with eyes. They were wanted for tax evasion, and will be dearly missed. They were found dead in Miami.
Personality[edit | edit source]
Bouncer was quiet (possessing no mouth) but had a loud personality! We hope you're in a better place, king. They bounced. Powered by the scorn of others, which we took for granted.
Abilities[edit | edit source]
- Can jump, but never will again
- Can jump, but again, but they can't cause they're dead
- Can jump, but off of walls. They can still do that
- Bouncy (less so these days)
- Retained momentum (unlike most people, who simply stop when forces cease directly acting upon them). It was truly a gift, now lost to this world.
- Encyclopedic knowledge of the tax code, allowing for maximum tax evasion
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- The Bouncer really was their name (we asked)
- This is a trivia box
- Enjoyed evading taxes. This was, in truth, the ultimate evasion. R.I.P. The Bouncer
- BFFs with a Cirno plush, who isn't taking this very well and only came out of retirement to insult/save some more Bouncers during The Bouncer Revamped. Send them love when you get a chance. The funeral is next Sunday
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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The Bouncer : ) -
An advanced tactical maneuver used to avoid taxes, commonly referred to as "Jumping" -
The Bouncer engaged in their favorite activity of thinking about tax evasion
